My Little Disney: Music is Magic

by Brony_of_Brody

132. Do I Want To Bill The Showmare?

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(Note: Sung to the tune of Frozen's "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?")

Sung by Pony Joe and Trixie

Chased out of Ponyville after being humiliated by Twilight Sparkle, Trixie fled to Canterlot and wound up at Pony Joe's Donut Shop, drowning out her sorrows in a massive sugar binge.

Pony Joe tried to put up with her many I.O.U tabs as best he could out of pity (Trixie was flat-broke after bad turnout after bad turnout), but he felt that sometime, he had to put his hoof down.

Do I want to bill the showmare?
I guess she has to pay...
You can't just mooch here anymore
Get out the door,
And send your tab my way!
You've been here for like two weeks,
You don't look hot,
Don't hand me an I.O.U!
Do I want to bill the showmare?
Take money from a flat-broke showmare...

"REVENGE WILL BE MINE!"
Good for you...

Do I want to bill the showmare?
That's kicking her while she's still down...
I know that all that dough is overdue,
I dunno if I want to send her out of town...
(What a dilemma.)
Maybe a suggestion,
Why not get a job,
That'll make the hours tick by...
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Please, I know you're listening
I think you should go get employed,
Then I can go take it right off the bill,
You can't just stay until
You waste away
But how long will it take
Before she finds some work
Do I ask up front?
Do I want to bill the showmare?

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