(Note: Sung to the tune of The Princess And The Frog's "Ma Belle Evangeline")

Sung by Marine Sandwich

It all started with a hopeful Equestria Super Chef Championship entrant called Marine Sandwich. Applejack was at the venue making a delivery when she was mistaken for Sandwich and got entered into the Championship using her name. She tried to take her proper place and got kicked out as a result.

And that's how ~~Equestria was made~~ she built a humongous gun that shoots fondant and vowed revenge on all that had wronged her.

As you do.

Look at the frosting it fires,
Mah swell Avenger Cream.
All the ponies that aspire,
Very soon in horror they will scream.
Je t'adore, Je t'aime Avenger Cream,
You're my weapon of choice,
So sticky,
So moist!
That someone as talented as me,
Denied contest entry!?
And so I built a gun that shoots
I'm cutting loose, Avenger Cream!

Vengeance is beautiful,
Vengeance is wonderful!
Vengeance is everything, do you agree?
Mais' oui!
Firing at a thousand PSI,
I love you, Avenger Cream!

Author's Note

As requested by coolcat61