My Little Disney: Music is Magic

135. I Love The Bath

(Note: Sung to the tune of Mary Poppins's "I Love To Laugh")

Sung by Rarity

A trip to the spa is always in order for Rarity whenever things get way too much, or to celebrate another fiasco mostly averted with her friends. Here are the most common reasons for feeling the need for a therapeutic soak:

Celebrate the fact that nopony got hurt, which is all you want really.
When excessive amounts of filth was involved doing something to help.
Angst bathing (she's too classy for a mere Shower of Angst)
Any mention of Prince Blueblood.

I love the bath
Hot with suds and foam
I love the bath
At the spa away from home
The more I soak
The more I lose the grime
And the less the grime
The more of a wonderful time
(It's embarrassing!)
The more of a wonderful time

Sometimes I feel I deserve it
After some things like this
(Mmm...Dreadful)
Like Pound and Pumpkin threw up, goodness sake
Or helping Pinkie Pie bake
(Not at all attractive to my way of thinking)

Soak in the tub
No need to scrub
Pass me the oils and towel
When with my friends I can't wait for the end

When things get much too stressful
I can't hide it inside and squeak
As the fabulous lean
I've got to get clean with Lotus and Aloe
And a nice thick book too

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