My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Beauty And The Beast's "The Mob Song")

Sung by Trixie

Jobless and dirt-poor, Trixie was forced to look for any line of work available to make ends meet.

She moved on from job to job due to her inflated ego and sense of entitlement that pretty much defined The Great And Powerful Trixie, before finally finding employment at a rock farm, where there were precisely zero customers to offend. At least her resume was nice and full.

Unemployed and homeless too
Working shifts all day and night
The Great And Powerful Trixie
A mere grunt in pony's sight!
But til the rumors go away
I will rebuild once again
Trixie Lulamoon will make quite sure
That it's not 'if' it's 'when'!

Now behold! Watch me go!
Trixie's now a sandwich maker
Peanut butter, that's my favorite, certified!
Eat one bite, and you might
Never ever have any other
You can be like just like Trixie if you tried!

Am I fired!?
What a joke, what a great farce!
No-one gets that my best will all fit!
Hear Trixie! It's your loss!
You can't fire me because I resign!
Yes, resign! Cos I quit!

Now Trixie's a tailor!
Just watch Trixie make an outfit there!
I'm using scissors to make matching hats!
And a cape goes with those
Yes, this fashion statement's perfect
Now YOU can be like Trixie, just like that!

Am I fired!?
But Trixie don't understand
Just who wouldn't want to be like Trixie?
Well that's fine! Kiss my flank!
Cos this place totally stank!
Didn't get a word of thanks!
I'll find somewhere who appreciates my genius!

I don't like
What I don't understand
It just scares Trixie
Being a bartender and listening to half-wits
Good riddance! You all stink!
Why should I care what you think?
Hope your business totally sinks
Because I quit!

Burning toast!
Burning shake!
Fast-food isn't right for Trixie
Neither is selling doors door-to-door for bits
Come on guys! All I want
Is an audience to flaunt
Right in front of, but I can't
And so I quit!

Cos I quit! x7