My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Newsies's "Carrying The Banner")

Sung by Spike

Before coming to Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle believed studying was life.

This is usually unfortunate for an assistant who has no obligation to be educated, but not for Spike. Duty come naturally for him, and every morning was spent making plans for the day, and then making plans FOR the plans.

Let's make a list!
And then another!
Spike the Dragon's got work to do!
Writing the schedule's such a bother
But no sense bawlin'!
I'm writing two?

We spend ten minutes writing out
The whole day and what is in it!
That's why the first hour counts
Only the first fifty minutes!

After that we
Start the next!
Tomorrow in detail...
Moving them quills!
Feelin' vexed!
From the start to tail!

Ain't it a fine life, carryin' the planner through it all!
A mighty fine life, carryin' the planner tough and tall!
Every mornin', I'm checking the jobs down
While we're walking through town
On scrolls quite light-ish brown
What a fine life, carryin' the planner home-free all!

Marking down the checklist's checklist
Not a sec to spare!
Making ticks until I'm witless
For a purple mare!
Still, it's a fine life, carryin' the planner in my claws!
A mighty fine life, organizing Twilight's day of course!

I'm a snoozer
Twilight makes me wake up
Forcing me to take up
Late noon napping straight up
What a fine life, carryin' the planner through the day!

Twilight Sparkle
Though you calculate and you plan
Accounting for,
The whole time-span
Twilight, listen
You need to learn to set aside
Relaxation
Times, how I've tried!

The shopping ought to take
30 minutes, then we make
Enough time to get back home
And go do some more research!

Go look at what I got
Wish I could catch a break
Sure hope the research's not
Too boring, I just can't take
Much more, it's all I got!
Someone, keep me awake...

Cos the problem here is
The closest and nearest
Best thing that Twilight Sparkle has to fun
Is studying magic
And that's way too tragic
Being holed up with company to shun

Look! They're having a big party!
But no time for parties,
Got better essays
From Celestia to complete!
She was gonna start at twenty
Now two dozen'll be plenty
You will scribe on all twenty four sheets...?

What'll you say,
By the way?
Get the wax stamp,
And get cramp!
Will you tell me?
Go scribe on all twenty four sheets!

"We need reliable citations!"
So Twilight Sparkle says of course!
"With all the latest information!"
Least I'm not scribing, could be worse!
I think I'll go make some dinner
It'll be some time
Before she feels it's a winner
Literacy sublime!

Still I'll be in here, carryin' the planner for the day!
We'll be in here, writing every word in in some way!
See the headline:
Essay work: Two hours!
Not that I'm too sour
Since it's in her power
To get gemstones
Carryin' the planner is the-

Look! The clock is striking seven!
Writing stops at seven!
It's time to check on something
That's been sitting on the shelf!
It's some chemistry in testing
It's been going with no resting!
Tell me what is so interesting
About this stuff and your health!

Then she takes a shower
The only thing not school related
But I think she has a stopwatch
Just to get the timing straight-ed
Every second
Is too precious
Feels it shouldn't be unstated and I-

It's a fine life, carryin' the planner through it all!
A mighty fine life, carryin' the planner tough and tall!
See the highlight:
Shower time: Half hour!
Not that I'm too sour
It's recess while she showers
What a fine life, carryin' the planner!
It's a fine life, carryin' the planner!
It's a fine life, carryin' the planner!
It's a fine life, carryin' the planner!
It's a fine life, carryin' the planner!
It's a, GO!

Look! The clock, it strikes eleven!
Bedtime's at eleven!
Well it's usually Twilight's,
My own bedtime's bang on eight!
But I'll put it off til later
She needs help with something greater!
I'm an acting translator
Scribing runes until quite late!

I honestly don't mind
I'll work night shifts if I have to
Even if it's not good for me
She could work and stop right at two
Every second is too precious
Making charts and all the graphs too
I'm an assistant
The one assistant
Twilight's assistant
The best assistant
Go!