(Note: Sung to the tune of The Hunchback of Notre Dame's "Court Of Miracles")

Sung by Applejack

"Ah hate to say Ah told ya so, Twilight, but Ah told ya so!" shouted Applejack in a tiny voice, jumping up and down on Applebloom's back. "It's a curse, Ah tell ya!"

Maybe you've heard of a terrible place
Where a zebra who came here
Hides out in the wood
We're headin' out to that Everfree place
Cos Ah'm short and pitiful
And that ain't good!

Ah'm four inches high
Ah can barely talk
Ah'm left high and dry
Cos Ah'm too hoofin' small
To do anythin' at all
Everypony else at least kept their size
And keep up a decent gallopin' speed
Right now Ah'm short and pitiful
Ah have to ride someone else as a steed!

Ain't got no strength cos Ah'm short and pitiful
Shame Ah'm in no shape to give a good kick
But once Ah'm back to mah normal size quickly
That zebra will wish that she held back her tricks!

Because we've seen all the evidence

Shrunk! Way too small!
Four inches! Way too small!
Short as pin!
Ah find Ah'm totally useless now
Except for paperweight jobs
So Ah'm going on in!

Author's Note

As requested by Revenant Wings