My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Oz: The Great And Powerful's "Almost Home")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Twilight only had herself to blame for not listening to Pinkie. When Pinkie says that something's going to happen, you'd better pay attention.

Otherwise Twilight could have avoided that anvil falling from the sky, or falling down the stairs into Applejack's basement or somepony slamming her door into the wall and flattening her...

Hey, hey.....
You're always pwned
You're always pwned
You're always pwned

I feel the twitch in my tail
And my mane's acting up again
And that means Twilight just fell in a hole

I've held hope that she'd take heed
That there would be another chance
She'd believe me, and not walk into a pole
'Cause behind disbelief there's something greater than you know

Because fate ain't fair
And she's always pwned
Just watch that falling piano go, go
When you're always there, always pwned
When you've broken bones
She's always pwned

Please just run, run so far
Or you'll get hit by a car
Twilight thinks I'm from some other universe
I couldn't push her out the way
Of fifteen falling bales of hay
Wrong is right, right is left
And there's nowhere left to turn

My Sense can pick up anything
You think, you think you know

Because fate ain't fair
And she's always pwned
Just watch that falling anvil go, go
When you're always there, always pwned
When you've broken bones
She's always pwned

When you approach this with open minds
You'll spare yourself becoming woozy
If you paid attention to this doozy
At Froggy Bottom Bog

Oh, Because fate ain't fair
And she's always pwned
Just watch that falling brick bag go, go
When you're always there, always pwned
When you've broken bones
She's always pwned

Because fate ain't fair
And she's always pwned
Just watch that falling plant pot go, go
When you're always there, always pwned
When you've broken bones
She's always pwned