My Little Disney: Music is Magic
146. M-I-L-D
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Sung by Fluttershy
Fluttershy really can't cope with loud noises. Not even her own.
That is somewhat of a problem when you form an opinion of your own. Eventually the problem of expressing herself was solved with quite obvious actions such as jumping out of a window in protest, but it's still not a good idea to hire her as a foghorn.
When I start to shout, hey honey
It ain't no joke
It barely registers in pony ears
It's barely a croak
(Barely a croak) Ha ha ha!
'scuse my invisibility
I'm M-I-I-I-L-D!!
When the music plays
I can't talk over the noise (Can those at the back hear?)
Even classical can drown out my tiny voice! Uh huh...
You see I'm naturally M-I-I-I-L-D!!
It's a chore to bring out the noise in me
I don't have natural fury
I'm not loud, I'm not proud
Oh yeah, whatever (I'm quiet as a tree)
From the maddest cat to the sweetest little dear
I can't speak up or I'll just seize right up in fear
I'll move on quietly...go
M-I-I-I-L-D!!
Whisper and squeak
Up high or deep underground,
You snarl, we shriek (Vout o roonie!)
My head pounds and pounds and pounds!
Please stop shouting at me, kthx there baby!
I got no steam for a good scream
My loudest yell is barely felt
And when I speak it's like a squeak
My hardest shout just can't come out!
The strongest roar, within my core
The best shout out is hardly stout
The loudest sounds for miles around are M-I-L-D!!!
Here's the thing: I sound broke; I never squawk
I don't stack 'gainst alarm clocks
I know my voice is not like scraping chalk!
When you shout like that hey honey
I start to shake (can't stand it!)
I really don't like noise since it sounds like big earthquakes
But I wanna be heard! Ask me why and I won't lie
M-I-I-I-L-D!!!
Whisper and squeak
Up high or deep underground,
You snarl, we shriek
My head pounds and pounds and pounds!
My oh me, I'm naturally M-I-I-I-L-D!
Oh dear me, I'm uniquely M-I-I-I-L-D!
Every beastie's louder than me...
M-I-I-I-L-D!!!!!
