(Note: Sung to the tune of Home On The Range's "Yodel Adle Eedle Idle Oo")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

This would have been so much easier if somepony actually asked Pinkie WHY she felt the oddest compulsion to hoard musical instruments during the Parasprite invasion.

Now listen up!
There are parasprites in town
Some horseapples going down,
I fetched some trombones, drums, and big brass trumpets...
Well, they're good as they may be,
Lure them back to Everfree,
And then come back home in time for tea and crumpets!

I'm a machine, gals-
Toot, whistle, pluck and boom
And you ain't seen, gals,
The brass band in my room:

You see, I struma-plucka-whistle-toota-booma!
The loudest form of pest control around!
'Cause when I struma-plucka-whistle-toota-booma
They conga line and go after the sound!

Bang that drum, toot that horn,
Saxaphones until the morn,
Which ain't easy when your lungs
are 'bout to get all worn!

Yes, if you realise why I stole your trombone too,
I sure can struma-plucka-whistle-toota
Struma-plucka-whistle-toota
struma-plucka-whistle-toot-kazoo!

"Oh hi Princess Celestia, don't mind me! Just passing through!"

Yes, I can struma-plucka-whistle-toota-booma
A sound them buggies truly take to heart!
Yeah, I can struma-plucka-whistle-toota-booma!
You should have listened to me from the start!

Think I left...Rarity
At the parasprites' mercy
Broke in to take her recorder
Now it all makes sense, you see!

Yep! I'm the band who saved your flanks without pay too!
Thanks to my struma-plucka-whistle-toota
Struma-plucka-whistle-toota
One girl-band playing without a crew
'Cause I can struma-plucka-whistle-toot-kazoo!

Struma-plucka-whistle-toot-kazoo!

Author's Note

As requested by Thomlight Sparkle 1