(Note: Sung to the tune of Brother Bear's "Transformation")

Sung by Rarity

"I had no idea where my horn was taking me. But unicorn magic doesn't happen without a reason. I knew this had to do with my love of fashion and maybe even my cutie mark! I knew that this was... MY DESTINY!"

To say that Rarity wasn't disappointed at what her horn eventually lead her to would be untrue. Thankfully, it wasn't ACTUALLY her destiny.

What is this, I'm destined now
Be with boulders, I fear
For no reason why
Horn says a ROCK'S my destiny
And I sure do not understand

This is the worst destiny ever
I was dragged out here towards a rock
This is the worst destiny ever
Whatever's meant for me, that's not right!

"Come with me, I'll take you there"
So said my STUPID horn
That's NOT what I need to be the one I need to be
And all of those miles that I crossed
Amounted to just wasted time

This is the worst destiny ever
I was dragged out here towards a rock
This is the worst destiny ever
Whatever's meant for me, that's not right!

Author's Note

As requested by T1MBUK0N3. Translated directly from Whinnyuit (pony equivalent of Inuit).

It's that time again. Pitch songs (titles also welcome) at me, as I am running out of ideas. Thank you!