(Note: Sung to the tune of Pocahontas's "Virginia Company")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

Do you need a full Fluttershy bodysuit? Ask Pinkie.

Do you need a dark stealth outfit for breaking and entering a hospital with? Ask Pinkie.

Do you need to be where the pony you're stalking is heading towards first? Ask Pinkie.

She's either a professional ninja (a really good one) or a very enthusiastic amateur.

Midway through Season 2 in
A suit used by Dashie
Was used to break into a room
Like ninja company

And I've got a Fluttershy skin
That I wore in Season 3
Come straight to me for your stealth needs
I'm ninja company

At hide-and-seek, I never lose
I'm ninja company

Oh yes, how do you explain it?
Cos when you try to flee
You run away to somewhere else
And bump straight into me

It's an art, and I have trained it,
Be a stealthy quick pony!
So please hang out with Auntie Pink
I'm ninja company

I give logic no time of day
I'm ninja company

Author's Note

As requested by Dirty Bit