My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Aladdin II: The Return Of Jafar's "Nothing In The World (Quite Like A Friend)")

Sung by Applejack

"Dear Princess Celestia,

Ah wanted to share mah thoughts with you.

Ah didn't learn anythin'! Ah was right all along!"

And with that, Applejack left a very confused Spike holding the quill and scroll in his scaly hand and went off to drink more cider.

Twilight made Applejack amend the letter later.

Dear Princess Celestia, Ah'm writing to say
That Ah didn't learn anything important today!
And Ah don't give a fig about tact anyway,
Cos Ah'll just drink the day away,
Git 'er down!
Might be the cider talkin', but I feel just great!
We didn't lose the farm and Ah simply can't wait
To read 'bout how the Flim-Flam Bros messed up so late
And sealed their lyin' no-good fate!
Uh huh!

Knew all along
Ah was totally right
Now was there any doubt?
Celebratin' through the night
As much as Ah like to chat, Ah can't stay
Because nothing in the world was learnt today!

Dunno if Twilight Sparkle will be cheesed or not,
Ah'm sure she'll send apologies and Ah mean lots
Ah still think it was worth, Ah don't care 'bout what
Consequences that Ah had got!
(Oh no!)
Ah'm sure Ah'll get a lecture on the royal fare
How Ah wouldn't be laughin' if Ah lost with flair
But then, the cider's helpin' me to just not care
Ah'll get a refill, just wait there...
(Hic!)

Ah was right, the cheap 'n easy route don't matter,
Ah was right, the lazy way just ain't cool
Ah was right, If yah took time to put some effort out there
Once you get caught you won't feel like a fool!

Sure, I COULD say,
My friends are my light,
Well, Ah knew that also
And so Ah cannot write
'Bout my friends who had mah back while in the fray,
Because nothing in the world was learnt today!

Yup, nothing in the world
Nothing in the whole wide world
Oh yes, nothing in the world was learnt today!

Nothin' in the whole wide world