(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King 1 1/2's "Digga Tunnah")

Sung by Lyra Heartstrings

Lyra sat down, sipping a hay smoothie, and watched as the magic duel between Trixie and Twilight Sparkle unfolded. This was a matter of honor, as the loser would be unceremoniously kicked out of town, seemingly forever.

So, just another incident in a series of many, she thought as she went back to her smoothie.

What was that?
What was what?
What was that?
What was that?

Where?
What?
Where?
Where?
What was that?
Shhh...
Please don't interrupt my smoothie break!
Please!

Drink a smoothie,
Drink, drink a smoothie.
When I'm done, I drink another smoothie.
Drink a smoothie,
Drink, drink a smoothie.
I would like to finish this first,
Please!

Drink a smoothie,
Drink, drink a smoothie.
Magic duel going on right now?
Drink a smoothie,
Drink, drink a smoothie.
Yeah, that's nice.
And this concerns hay smoothies, how?
Nah!

Drinkin' smoothies is what I do.
Hay Mix smoothie, or maybe two.
Big incidents are going down.
Big incidents aren't new round town,
Until this all blows over soon,
I'll sip my drink from dusk til noon,
Oh, looks like Twilight's got work cut out,
Well, hallelujah, let's sing and shout!
...Meh.

Drink a smoothie,
Drink, drink a smoothie.
Magic duel going on right now?
Drink a smoothie,
Drink, drink a smoothie.
Yeah, that's nice.
And this concerns hay smoothies, how?
Nah!

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.

Smoothie Lyra Don't Care