(Note: Sung to the tune of Phineas and Ferb's "Frenemies")

Sung by Zecora

Need a good cure for what ails ye? With Zecora around, there's a potion for that.

Need to flash-back to the past and suffer bizarre out-of-context hallucinations? There's a potion for that.

Do you wish you were an Oscar Meyer Wiener? Well, there's probably a potion for that too.

I have pick-me-ups
In different cups
When you need to see a medic, baby, I have just the sups
I've got some potions for the trots and
Perfumes, tonics, vials (lots) and
Even simply a nice stiff drink
Or fluid for cleaning out sand!

Cause my remedies
They are all-purpose fixer-uppers
Yes, my recipes
Will put you right before supper!

Three foals asked me for my potions
Trying to be experts on explosions
But I could tell that it would cause some unneeded commotion

Cause my remedies
They are all-purpose fixer-uppers
Yes, my recipes
Will put you right before supper!

Hello there, are you suffering from swine flu?
I've a remedy for that too!

Author's Note

As requested by ShadowLDrago. Now then, could I have some non-Phineas and Ferb suggestions, plz?