(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride's "Not One Of Us")

Sung by Octavia

Elsewhere, in the world of humans, Octavia wasn't happy with Vinyl Scratch's apparent lack of manners while going out together. Particularly when riding a bus to a posh event like the Canterlot High Fall Formal.

Vinyl just blew her off with "What are you, my mother?", but she was determined to make SOMETHING stick.

Disgusting,
Disgrace
You've got some mayonnaise right on your face
Disgusting
An outrage!
Disgrace
I moan!
Straighten your back please, since you're not at home!
Turn that music down!
Disgusting
An outrage!
Disgrace
I moan!
Show manners outside the house!
You've got some mayonnaise right on your face!
Tuck your shirt in, it won't hurt it!
And leave that alone!
Disgusting
An outrage!
Disgrace
I moan!
Refrain from picking your nose!
Straighten your back please, since you're not at home!
Tuck your shirt in, it won't hurt it!

Watch the disks
Move your kit
Other people want to sit
Freshen up?
Here, use mine
My compact mirror
But please do it on time
Stop pouting, not on the bus
Don't embarrass me on the bus
While we're riding the bus
Please do mind
The other passengers
Cause they're not so blind
They're all staring at what you had done
Your tardiness is plain to see on the bus
Please don't, not on the bus

Disgusting,
Disgrace
Disgusting,
Disgrace
Disgusting

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.