(Note: Sung to the tune of Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search For Christopher Robin's "Everything Is Right")

Sung by Cheerilee

The answers the Cutie Mark Crusaders gave Cheerilee on their latest test left her rubbing her forehead with her hoof.

Points for thinking outside the box, maybe, but the results did leave something to be desired. Here's an extract:

"Q: Define the term 'partnership'."
"A: A ship that needs two ponies to drive."

Wrongs answers, row after row
First highs and now the lows
Hippies aren't small hippos
What could be more wrong?

"Name six things in Everfree?"
"Four owls, two mice, no, three!"
After school, come see me...
What could be more wrong?

Nothing can go right
Cos everything is wrong
'Free press' is not 'bout ironing!
Nothing can go right
Cos everything is wrong
And everything is wrong, I sing

"When Celestia was crowned,
First thing she did in town?"
No points for just "Sit down"...
What could be more wrong?
Nothing marked as right.

Yes, everything is wrong,
A dead parrot's NOT "polygon"!
Nothing can go right
As long as everything is wrong
And everything IS wrong
Top to bottom
Everything is wrong
Varicose means "close by"?
Don't think that is right...
Perfectly, horribly, totally
I need a drink
Right now...

Author's Note

As requested by Ugly-Duckling123.