(Note: Sung to the tune of Enchanted's "Happy Working Song")

Sung by Fluttershy

Fluttershy shuddered, as she prepared the plastic bags and the scoop. Although this task was routine to her day, she felt it never seemed to get any easier. Perhaps it was because she was a fairly reserved and prudish pony.

As much as she loved her animal friends, she could never get used to poop-scooping duty.

"All right everyone, time to tidy things up!"

Get set, block my nose
As I sing an unhappy little scooping song
Cleaning litter trays that smell so strong
Watch me shovel dung up
Can't leave it, or I'll spoil it
So I clean these square-shaped toilets
As I work along

So I start with little birds first things first
And the worst, the bears poop something grand
Scrub the bird mess off my roof, and sand
To the marching band
Of unhappy scooping songs

All my friends from birds and bees
Give their homes a mopping
Hosing down the lavatories
And scrubbing up the droppings
Ooh!

I try to keep my spirits up with a little
La-da-da-doo-doo,
An apt description of the doo-doo
And I whistle too
Unhappy scooping songs
Oo-ooh
Unhappy scooping songs

Oh, how rank a job to have
Scrubbing all of those lavs
My heart is sighing
Still, as long as I am here
Coming home to cleaner nests
Makes it worth trying
...I'm not crying...

Put my gas mask on, I'll be gone
With unhappy working tunes to hum
For these bear caves make my nostrils hum
Two a day, they find a way
But I'm determined
To toilet-train with some learnin'
Wearing nappies, that's not wrong

Singing as I swap every inch of cave
And the burrows and I make sure to save
My home last
If you cannot sing then hum along
As I finish my unhappy scooping song!

Author's Note

As requested by lalamelody2019.