(Note: Sung to the tune of Pete's Dragon's "Every Little Piece")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle

It all started when Twilight Sparkle was visited by herself FROM THE FUTURE. She dropped off a message saying not to panic about something happening next Tuesday...and vanished.

The Twilight of the present tried everything to avert the catastrophe, but after realising that she was only looking more and more like Future Twilight, she knew nothing was working.

Clearly, in light of the futile attempts to avert the future, Twilight logically concluded that there was only one thing left to do.

Monitor absolutely EVERYTHING.

Everypony, Everfree, and especially watch for Pinkie

Every little piece
Every little piece
Haven't slept for days on end, for worrying, scurrying

Keep a watchful eye on what passes by
There's enough of town to go around
Listen, listen, listen for the sound

Every little piece
Every little piece
I only have three days left til it hits, so I sit
Watching everything, every horn and wing
Even little bugs that buzz and sting
Will be watched for every little thing

I'm not panicking, no, not I
Just being cautious is all
The smallest speck will never slip by
Until Tuesday I'm playing the spy
Until Tuesday I'm playing the spy

Every little piece
Every little piece
Trying to prevent a bad destiny; and the key
Lies in vigilance, won't stop even once
Every flake of dust will be observed
I have no idea what we deserved

Spying on everypony in town
Going about their life
A first sign tells me what's going down
Watch the screens go all grey-ish brown
Watch the screens go all grey-ish brown

Every little piece, every little crease
I only have til Tuesday
To watch it all, not botch it all
Pinkie still agrees
It makes sense to me

I'll see it all, hear it all
Feel it all, smell it all
Can't you see it's logically sound?
To spy on everything that's all around!

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday!
Spy
Watch
I've the nerve to observe
Peep
Pry
I'm spying
Look
See
Do
Vigilance
For a chance
Marks
Glare
Out there lies trouble
Deep

Dragon cartilage keeps you thin
Dragon fat is for burns
A dragon tear will clear up your skin
Watch the profits come rolling in
Watch the profits come rolling in

Spying on everypony in town
Going about their life
A first sign tells me what's going down
Watch the screens go all grey-ish brown
Watch the screens go all grey-ish brown

Every little piece, every little crease
I only have til Tuesday
To watch it all, not botch it all
Pinkie still agrees
It makes sense to me

I'll see it all, hear it all
Feel it all, smell it all
The answer still has not been properly found!
That's why I'll monitor all that's around!

Author's Note

Important: The well runneth dry once again. Throw your suggestions at me, and hopefully it will keep me from going as mad as Twilight was.

Thanks guize!