(Note: Sung to the tune of A Goofy Movie's "Nobody Else But You")

Sung by Sweetie Belle

Sweetie woke up one morning feeling extremely snuffly and with a bad case of cough. Which was unfortunate, as that day was the day Cheerilee was taking the class out on a school trip. She didn't say where, saying it was a surprise, but Sweetie couldn't help but feel she was missing something awesome.

Luckily, it turned out to be a box factory, so she missed nothing at all. But she didn't know that.

There are times where I am, shall we say, way hyper
Normally I'm fit as fiddles, that is true
(But just then...)
Still, just when the school trip happens
I get sick and feel like nappin'!
Nopony else got flu

Oh my fever just went up and I'm still coughing
And my health just may be, so to speak, askew
(Achoo! This stinks!)
I can barely get a tune in,
I feel faint and could be swoonin',
Nopony else got flu!

Nopony else got flu
It's just my luck, I'm missing out here
AB and Scootaloo
Are having a great time, and there's no doubt here

So I lost my voice, and I'm still lying down prone
And my cough mixture tastes like alfalfa too!
I'm still coughing and I'm sneezing
And I cannot stop my wheezing
And the cure's worse than the illness, that is true!

I feel light headed and hazy,
A headache pounding like crazy!
It stinks nopony else, but...

Nopony else got flu
I've turned into, a virus carrier
Hard luck, I've had a few
Got the short straw today
Falling ill at this time
Must find someone to blame
For this unhealthy crime

Since nopony else got
F - L - U!

Author's Note

As requested by Sparkfire.