My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Newsie's "Seize The Day")

Sung by Rarity

Rarity knew Rainbow Dash was hardly the embodiment of ladylike, but was it REALLY too much to ask to stop and help her up as she fell out of the cart chasing after Applejack at Dodge Junction?

As she cranked the handle of the hoofcar with Pinkie Pie, who wouldn't shut up about chimmycherrychangas, Rarity was sure of one thing.

She would not be held responsible for her actions next time she met Rainbow Dash.

When I get home I'll seize that mare
I'll bring the pain on her everywhere
Pinkie, stop talking
Silence that squawking
Rainbow Dash will pay
When I get home someday

When I get home I'll seize that mare
She always flies so she won't care
If her legs are broken
Thus I have spoken
I shall seize the mare

She's gonna get it, seize the mare
How could I know that she'd go there?
Proud and defiant
I'll punch the giant
I shall seize the mare

Lady to ruffian
Pony to cur
I'll kick the lesson into her

When I get home I'll seize that mare
I'll bring the pain on her everywhere
Pinkie, stop talking
Silence that squawking
Rainbow Dash will pay

Lady to ruffian
Pony to cur
I'll kick the lesson into her