(Note: Sung to the tune of Toy Story's "I Will Go Sailing No More")

Sung by Button Mash

He just wanted to finally conquer that Celestia-blasted boss. Was that so much to ask?

Button Mash couldn't understand what was wrong with what he was doing. It was supposed to be flawless, and yet...

I got to the Air-Pony boss,
But I always die
Tossing tornadoes a lot
He's a pain in my flank, no lie!
So I try to go get behind him,
Still, I hit the floor
But I will go failing no more!

I shoot as fast as I can,
Reaction time's too slow
Result's always constant,
My lives stripped off row by row
If I had that Item Two,
I would breeze right through this floor!
But I will go failing no more!

But no, it can't be true!
Got his health whittled down to two,
And I feel I should cry,
I then got nicked in the side,
And I died!

Clearly, I will be failing some more...

Author's Note

...Yes, references to THAT song was intentional.