(Note: Sung to the tune of Mary Poppins's "A Man Has Dreams")

Sung by Princess Luna

For as long as she had been Princess of the Night, Luna had visited the dreams of her subjects, interpreting what they saw as visions of a possible future.

Before she learnt to be a little more gentle and encouraging in trying to avert the bad ones, Princess Luna tended to be extremely blunt and frank. Which, while effective, was extremely traumatizing for the sleeping ponies.

A mare's bad dream of falling from windows
To swat a fly from the property she owns
Before the mare can catch herself
She takes a fall off the shelf
And that's what will come to pass
The longer she hates insects
I scared her straight by showing her her bones

Please wash your hooves, otherwise, if you're hurt
You touch a bad wound (sorry if you're bereft)
And now your limb's high functions go with one fell blow
An amputation's all that's left

A moment of neglect, that is all it takes
To crush your life forever due to one mistake

A moment of neglect goes a long, long way
'Part from that, you're golden. Have a lovely day!

Please don't photocopy your flank
And do not even think
'bout stapling it to your boss's face
Your life will end up down the sink
You'll crash into obscurity
Poverty's near too
Because you see, I always know
What you would do

You're gonna grind, grind, grind
At that grindstone
If you don't study now while you can
Stop bullying those blank-flanks
Or you'll contract
Bad ebola, karma's the man
Just that moment of clarity
To 'elp the bitter pill go down
The bitter pill go down, the bitter pill go down

Author's Note

Also, don't write Mary Sues or your writing hand will explode in fire and blood. G'night.