180. Tom Dan, He Is Another Rock

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Rescuers's "Tomorrow Is Another Day")

Sung by Applejack

Rarity thought that they agreed to never speak of 'it' again.

Applejack knew she was the only one who promised that. And she had a lot of fun annoying Rarity until it was time for the final showdown with Discord.

Tom the rock
Ya hauled a giant boulder
Right over yer own shouder
Tom the rock

Sing a song
When ya thought it was a diamond
Ya hoarded like a tyrant
Sing a song

Is it wrong
To like it like a comet
To put a ring right on it?
Is it wrong?

To be conned
To think Tom Dan was so precious
That he's too valuable to mentions
Is to be conned

We'll catch the grey mare
With Twilight's flyin' balloon
And we'll clear the cloudy skies
The same way Tom deceived your eyes

Betcha bits
Just admit
Ya wouldn't let it wander
And Ah was like "Why dont'cha MARRY it?"

He's a rock
'Cause he's no diamond, really
Now that y'all can see clearly
He's a rock

Tom Dan, he is another rock
Diamonds? What a load o' crock!