My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Cinderalla III: A Twist In Time's "At The Ball")

Sung by Pinkie Pie and Crafty Crate

Haggling at the market for cherries is a battle of wits.

Some, like Rarity, try the negotiator's path on settling for the most reasonable deal for both. Others, like Rainbow Dash, would rather pay the cheapest price and find out who's patience runs out first.

And when all else fails, there's always the Pinkie-approved method of reverse-psychology-except-not-really.

I am trying to pay a very normal fee
Normal fee?
Two bits per cherry is daylight robbery!
Not to me!
Well, I say one bit per cherry, that's as much you'll get from me
They cost half the price elsewhere, would you agree?
I don't agree!

At the stall
At the stall
At the stall
Down at the stall
We are haggling over cherries at the stall

I'm not budging from my stance of fourteen bits
Fourteen bits
I'm not paying twenty eight and call it quits
Call it quits
Cos I know that in Canterlot you get them for half the price
It's the same story for sprouts and peas and rice
Not right!

Cos at the stall
At the stall
At the stall
Down at the stall
We are haggling over cherries at the stall

So what I'm saying is that fourteen's where I stand
Where you stand
It's the most reasonable deal in the land!
Twenty eight and that's final!
Well I think that price is crazy and you think I'm dumb as wood
Cos the price you ask is clearly just no good!
Just no good!?

I'll pay fourteen
Twenty eight!
Twenty eight!
It's fourteen!

Twenty eight or none at all!
But it's fourteen, if you recall!
Okay then! Deal! Fourteen it is!
We've overcome the wall!
Well I'm glad it all got settled at the stall!

Oh wait. Crud.