(Note: Sung to the tune of Alice In Wonderland's "Very Good Advice")

Sung by Diamond Tiara

At the last Summer Wrap Up Festival, Diamond Tiara ran an advice booth. For a few bits, she offered advice on everything, from relationships, to money, to everything in between.

The brilliance of the whole scheme was that no matter the result, they still paid, so they advice didn't even have to be good. Or at least, that was what the more cynical would believe.

The truth was simpler. And also more embarrassing. She didn't realize it was bad.

I give you all very good advice
So for some bits I say what I mean
Always type in Comic Sans for everything
Impatience, is very good advice
Just never accept criticism
Don't make any change
Should someone say you stink
Well, babies ALWAYS save relationships
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITALS
IT GETS POINTS ACROSS LIKE NO OTHER WAY
Someday...someday
I give you all very good advice
So for some bits I say what I mean
Will you ever learn to do the things you should?
Will you ever learn to do the things you should?

Author's Note

...I would have used the Fluttershy meme but she'd probably never do that so here we are.