(Note: Sung to the tune of In Search Of The Castaways's "Enjoy It")

Sung by Sunset Shimmer

The world of humans was admittedly rather disconcerting to Sunset Shimmer when she first escaped from Equestria, but she wasn't Princess Celestia's ex-student for nothing.

All she had to do was liken Canterlot High to a slightly better funded prison, adapt accordingly, and she had it made. Until that Twilight Sparkle came along, anyway.

Why cry about dumb teachers? Exploit it!
Take note of handy features, exploit it!
I'm a student here at Canterlot High, playing the fools
Don't let a chance go trot by, here at high school

The student council's lazy? Exploit it!
My craftiness is crazy, employ it!
I climb the social hierarchy,
Start my reign in one two three,
Voila, that’s life, exploit it!

I get passes out of gym class, I’ll exploit it!
I start fights in the library, I enjoy it!
Jocks v Nerds, on their turf? Enjoy the brawl!
The adults and the freshmen? Exploit them all!

There’s a photo editor, exploit it!
And the school head just hit her, enjoy it!
Coming up is the school formal,
Why I will just dwarf 'em all!
Voila, that’s right, exploit it!

Pass the buck to timid freshmen? Exploit it!
Do you know some stupid yes-men? Exploit it!
I'm a student here at Canterlot High, playing the fools
Don't let a chance go trot by, here at high school

A fire alarm is nearby? Exploit it!
There's too much noise to hear by, exploit it!
Oh yes the school is one big game,
Work with dorks and dunces lame,
Voila, that’s life, exploit it!

Author's Note

As requested by deathtap.