My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Pocahontas's "Mine, Mine, Mine")

Sung by Rarity, Spike and the Diamond Dogs

Spike ran back to Ponyville in a panic and just about relayed that Rarity had been kidnapped by Diamond Dogs to the others.

And so, the remaining 5 friends hurried to the mines to rescue the surely helpless hostage.

The reality couldn't be more different.

You ruffians and brutes
You thuggish marenappers
You three are in cahoots
Your clothes just aren't dapper
Oh I am not whining
Complaints' what they are
But...I will 'til my throat's sore, boys
Watch what you wish for, boys

WHINE, BOYS, WHINES THAT SHAKE MOUNTAINS
TOO TIGHT, BOYS, IT'S GONNA CHAFE
MAKE IT LOOSE, BOYS!
Truce, boys?
HARNESS TOO RUSTY!
THE WAGON'S TOO DUSTY!
I'LL SEND SHIVERS RIGHT DOWN YOUR SPINE!
I'll screech and I'll whine, whine, whine

No! Shut up! Shut up! Stop whining there!
No! Shut up! Shut up! Stop whining there!

Hey nonny nonny
Ho nonny nonny
CAN YOU NOT LOOSEN IT?
Hey nonny nonny
Ho nonny nonny
IT DIGS IN MY SIDE!
Hey nonny nonny
Ho nonny nonny
TAKE TIME TO SPRUCE UP IT...
And I'll keep it up if you've lied!

All my friends back home
It's not that I'm bitter
I find it amusing
To make these jerks quitters!
I'll break their resolve
And go home with some glitter
I'm not in a hurry
Despite all their worry!

I'll WHINE, WHINE, WHINE
'TIL YOU'RE SORRY
I'LL WHINE, BOYS
DON'T WANNA PULL THAT!
IT'S DIRTY AS SIN...
CLEAN UP OR I'LL LOSE IT!
WHY DON'T YOU DOLTS CHOOSE IT?
(Should I stop and draw up a line?)
Nah, I think that I'll just WHINE!

No! Shut up! Shut up! Stop whining there!
No! Shut up! Shut up! Stop whining there!

Hurry up girls, Rarity got stolen
By villains!
Got dragged down a series of tunnels
I couldn't design
I'll charge down the deepest holes
And I don't care, I'm willin'!
A damsel in distress
Who's under duress
The greatest adventure is mine!

I'M NOT WORKING, CADS
SINCE YOU'RE SHIRKING, LADS
WHINE, BOYS, WHINE
I'LL WHINE 'TIL I DROP
'TIL THEN I WON'T STOP

Gah,we want to cry!
We want to up and die!
Shut! Up! And get to work
Shut! Up! Ow my ears...

Shut your pie hole's
My goal!

YOU'VE GOT NO MANNERS
AND BRAINS JUST LIKE SPANNERS
This game is quite fun given time!

Hold on, Rarity!
Just listen to me
I won't turn and flee!
This charming lady
Won't do as told
I'll...
WHINE!
WHINE!
WHINE!
WHINE!

She's not shutting up!
Why'd we bring it here?
Boy it hurts our ears!
Kill those voices!
Enough with those noises, don't
Whine!
No! Shut up! Shut up! Stop whining there!
Hey nonny nonny nonny don't whine!