My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Pinocchios's "I've Got No Strings")

Sung by the Diamond Dogs Rover, Spot and Fido

In case you don't know, the Diamond Dogs are a group of ugly, dirty, greedy, and stupid canine-like creatures who live underground and value gems. One time, they kidnapped Rarity in the hopes of using her skills to find more gems.

Unfortunately for them, Rarity is the Sun-Tzu of passive aggressive warfare, and very soon they were practically throwing their riches at her in order to get her to leave them alone and never return.

Seriously, she pretty much robbed them in pure day...cave-light.

We've got no things
Our gems are gone
Our riches stripped, we're put-upon...
We had to give
All our gems, see
To a whiny white pony

I know this totally blows
I'll never forget that voice
I want the world to know
We really didn't have a choice

We've got no things
She robbed us dry
Her screeching made us want to cry
She has things
But you can see
I've not a bean on me

I have no things
My ears still bleed
What got us was our natural greed
If it's all
The same to you
You got a gem on you?

I've got no things
It's not my fault
Why'd we steal her and not a colt?
She got things
I'm telling you
She's annoying through and through!

She whined all through the day
Before her friends took her from us
I know I'm scared for life
Of her screaming fit to bust, hey!

I've got no things on me.