(Note: Sung to the tune of Tangled's "I See the Light")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle and Spike

It's hard trying to stick to a deadline. Even harder when you have pretty much nothing to meet the standards you're supposed to meet.

So when Twilight Sparkle slowly descended into psychological chaos over having nothing to report to Princess Celestia, what's the solution?

Obviously, to hit the entire town with a "Want It, Need It" spell, leading to an all-out brawl over her childhood doll, Smartypants. What could possibly go wrong?

All this time fretting about deadlines
All this time having no lessons learnt
All that time never even knowing
How to get 'em burned

Now I'm here, blinking in the sunlight
Now I'm here, suddenly I see
I just cast a simple spell
To get where I'm meant to be

And at last I see a fight
They all want my childhood doll
And at last I see a fight
They're punching each other up
With the Want It, Need It blight
I have material for my scroll
All at once everything looks different
Please don't interrupt!

The town's been thrown in absolute chaos
One got punched to the skies
I don't think wings should bend in that way
I've counted eight black eyes

Will Smartypants survive the damage
Wait, she's out the back...
The current winner in the fighting crowd
Is AJ's brother Mac!

And at last I see a fight
What the heck was Twilight thinking?
And at last I see a fight
And we don't know what to do!
It's just all petty and trite
And our hope is somewhat sinking
This was definitely wrong now
This last chance you blew
This last chance we blew...

Author's Note

As requested by Awesomo3000