My Little Disney: Music is Magic

by Brony_of_Brody

191. Up, Down, Blast The Ground

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(Note: Sung to the tune of Winnie The Pooh And The Honey Tree's "Up, Down, Touch The Ground")

Sung by Applejack

Applejack felt that there should probably be some context as to why Rainbow Dash was punching and kicking the barn to splinters when she arrived.

"Yes, ma'am. I wanted to put up a new barn, but this one's gotta come down first."

Up-straight-up
She flies up, down, blasts the ground
To tear the barn apart
Up, down, blast the ground
Finish what she start

Bring the barn down, and Ah have found
Speaking simple-like,
She'll weapon-ise the Rainboom
Finish in one strike

"Now get to it, RD."

"You got it boss!" Rainbow flapped her wings, and started to fly directly upwards.

"Thank you. Now, where was Ah?"

Oh, yes, I'm payin' for the strafin'. Time to duck down low.

The old barn's spent, it's got some dents
And so with all her might
Fly up, down, take down
Cos we don't have til tonight
Flyin' up, down, smash the ground
Take cover, if Ah were you
(Mmm, she's reached maximum height)
With a hefty-heavy Sonic-boom
Send the barn off, toodle-oo.

With a hefty-heavy Sonic-boom
Send the barn off, toodle-oo.

"Ah'd take cover if Ah were you," Applejack remarked to Twilight, adjusting her crash helmet and her internal earmuffs.

Twilight glanced up, quickly spotted what was about to happen, and did exactly as Applejack advised, seconds before there was an almighty explosion of brightly coloured awesomeness eviscerating Applejack's old barn.

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