(Note: Sung to the tune of The Tigger Movie's "How To Be A Tigger")

Sung by you...um...if that's alright with you...

How to be a Brony
How to be a Brony
How to be a Brony is up to you
Ah, you've got to look like a Brony
And sound like a Brony?
And act like a Brony too

If we paint pink stripes on our underwear
And glue on horse ears too
We're bound to appear far more as Bronies do
(Unquestionably)

Maybe we could all say "Spike the Dragon"
And shout "Hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!"
We all might sound a lot more Bronyish too
Ha-ha, ya think?

And that is how to be a Brony
How to be a Brony
How to be a Brony is up to you

You've got to look like a Brony
And sound like a Brony
And act like a Brony too

If we break things up and knock things down
And leave the place a mess
That's the thing that Bronies do the best
(I ought to know)

And if I don't eat honey
From the honey pot

Ol' Bronies will plainly see
I must be another Brony because
I couldn't possibly be me

And that is how to be a Brony
How to be a Brony
How to be a Brony is up to you

You've go to look like a Brony
And sound like a Brony
And act like a Brony, um, also

Um, if we could all be happy
Full of friendliness and cheer
He'll surely see we are his family!

Ah, we're filled with joy and laughter
And the happiness he starts
And feel it from the bottom of our hearts

And that is how to be a Brony
How to be a Brony
How to be a Brony is up to you
You've got to think like a Brony
Wearing pink like a Brony
With a happy hoo-hoo-hoo

How to be a Brony
How to be a Brony
How to be a Brony is up to you

You've gotta think like a Brony
Wearing pink like a Brony
With a happy hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo

Author's Note

I'm more partial to a fetching shade of grey, myself.