My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Sleeping Beauty's "The Gift Of Beauty And Song")

Sung by Mr. Cake

Mr Cake could read all of the parenting books that he wanted, but none of them ever taught him how to deal with a screaming wife, threatening to get off the hospital bed and strangle him.

The worst part was that since it was twins, it would be twice as painful for all involved.

One punch, pain received,
Having a foal's hard indeed,
Pinkie's just learnt four new words,
Longest stream of swears that I've ever heard!

One kick, she's on the assault
Screaming how it's all my fault!
I think I'll just get out her way...
Or else I'll be nursing bruises all day!