My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Cars's "Behind The Clouds")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

Party Polka vs Party Cannon. Who would win in a fight to the ~~death~~ end?

That was what was on everypony's mind as Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie threw down to decide who would manage Rainbow Dash's birth-iversary. As judge, Rainbow reminded herself of the rules...in song, obviously.

When I'm in hysterics, stunned with much mirth,
Seems like the winner will celebrate my birth
Feel free to joke and sing and dance
Or even play or joke, perform or prance

Behind the clowns, the goof off's starting soon
Believe me, even I can't call who'll win the town
Who has the most punch and pizzazz and boom?
But there's a big fun prize waiting right behind the clowns

I've heard it said that this Sandwich guy
Good times or bad times, don't give up, but why?
But thinking that Pinkie will back down and quit
Is like thinking a candle won't snuff when it's even lit

Behind the clowns, the goof off's starting soon
Believe me, even I can't call who'll win the town
Who has the most punch and pizzazz and boom?
But there's a big fun prize waiting right behind the clowns
Yeah, there's a big fun prize waiting right behind the clowns