My Little Disney: Music is Magic

by Brony_of_Brody

24. Why You Don't Do Flight

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(Note: Sung to the tune of Who Framed Roger Rabbit's "Why Don't you Do Right?")

Sung by Rainbow Dash

According to Rainbow Dash, the best way to emulate her greatest achievement, the Sonic Rainboom, is to constantly practice. Oh, and it also helps if one of your best friends is plummeting to their doom about 10,000 feet from above.

Not that anypony should ever LOOK to fall 10,000 feet, even for that, because a large stain on the pavement's not cool.

I had to save your flank from falling to your doom,
I know why you stick to your dresses and loom,
Why you don't do flight,
Like other ponies do.
Get out of here,
And take your makeup too,
Your not being good with flyin's what it's all about,
I can see why it's clear, so no need to pout,
Why you don't do flight,
Like other ponies do.

Get out of here,
Twilight's calling for you.

Silver lining's that I perfected my greatest feat,
But don't do that again, cos your doom ain't sweet,
Why don't you do flight,
Like other ponies do?

You'd need practice,
Self preservation too

You'd need practice,
Self preservation too

Why you don't do flight,

Like other ponies do!

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