(Note: Sung to the tune of Oliver and Company's "Why Should I Worry?")

Sung by Fluttershy

Pinkie Pie is an odd sort of pony. Okay, that's putting it nicely. Nopony seems to understand her fully. PINKIE doesn't understand Pinkie fully.

One of her many quirks is her unusually high tolerance to spicy food. In fact, the only heat she has found intolerable is undiluted rainbow liquid, which has the heat intensity of a Cartolina Reaper. And even then, she managed to remain conscious and even run off to find a glass of water afterwards.

You'd never see a pony as delicate as Fluttershy have anything even remotely spicy. Ever. So it's hard to relate to Pinkie's strange tastes. Not that Fluttershy would say it IN FRONT of her.

One minute, hot sauce on cupcakes
Then you down a Vindaloo
And you'd eat a naga pepper
And Koltrean kimchi too
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
It's crazy
I'd get quite hazy

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
It's not smart
It's really bad for my heart

Why'd you like curry?
Why should I care?
I'll never acquire the taste
I think you're a crazy mare

Why'd you like curry?
Why should I care?
A small amount of spices
And I would hurt everywhere

Your love for all things spicy
Girl, you would get it down
Yellow, orange or brown
You'd scarf all them down

Why'd you like curry?
Tell me, why should I care?
You'd wolf down a ghost chilli
Without burning like a flare

Why'd you like curry?
Why should I care?
I would pass out from eating
A small korma anywhere

Ev'rything goes
Ev'rything fits
For Pinkie Pie maybe
I would just call it quits

Why'd you like curry?
Why should I care?
And even with that rainbow juice
She'd still sample spicy wares

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo (etc.)

Author's Note

As requested by Blue Sparkle 227

Also, look up the Carolina Reaper if you want to know what the pepper mentioned is (it exists).