(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King's "Be Prepared")

Sung by the Princess Celestia and Ponies at the Horstralian country border

As Princess, one of the many duties is to establish healthy relationships between countries for the sake of peace. Every country is different, but one of the most memorable visits was to the country of Horstralia. Largely because of how excessively hardcore they are when it comes to border security.

Nothing gets in, and nothing gets out. EVER.

I'm at the Horstralian border
Waiting for my luggage to pass
To maintain relations and order
They confiscate objects en-mass
They're checking my crown for contraband
In case animals live in there
Or dragon egg shells in my headband
Amazing how much they all care!

My wingspan's big enough for smuggling
They've rifled through them seven times
And all of my feathers
Were messed up together
Have you got veg or fruit?
Check my bags for the loot

I know it sounds sordid
I won't get rewarded
I'd hardly resort to such crimes
Have I info that needs to be shared?
Be declared!

Check, Check, Check, Check, Check, Check!

We'll put all the bags through an x-ray
To check for suspicious knick-knacks
This long check-up is but the entree
I also can take little back
I must carefully choose my souvenirs
To bring back home to Canterlot
It can't be too hollow or they'll fear
It works like a smuggling pot!

I hope we're not here for much longer
...Don't tell me they rifled through THAT! (Oooh... la, la, la!)
Oh wow, this is awkward (What is this!?)
How can I be forward? (Didn't know!)
Found my secret stash (That she liked!)
Of romantic trash (Stuff like that!)

Princess, undisputed
Respected, saluted
Can you keep this under your hat?
My reputation should be spared...
Not declared!

Yes, should your reputation be spared? (Nah!)
Be declared!

Author's Note

As requested by fluttercord45