My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of Robin Hood's "The Phony King Of England")

Sung by you, um...if that's alright with you...

I wrote this as an ode to the kingpin of the most well-known news source of all things pony. Here's to you, the great genius who likes Trixie and who's OC got locked in a cube.

Oh, the internet has a human yet
Skulking behind a blog
A someone who likes Trixie and
Works staff into a slog
With other bronies on his side
Equestria Daily grew
With Phoe, Calpain, Xyro, PK
And many more in the crew

Sethisto was this brony's name
Our lives would never be the same
He's known as the Brony King in media!
All hail to the Brony King in media!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Reading emails all day
He posts up news and fic reviews
And keeps the spam away
And he throws an angry tantrum
If Trixie's not on site
So it's a pointless post
With Trixie as the host
All this, despite the server's plight

Despite this, he still gets the scoops
Before the spoilers leak out. Whoops!
All hail to the Brony King in media!

The Mysterious Pre-Reader-Do-Well
Rides astride Sethisto's head
As Sethy swaps banner backdrops
From green to pink to red
All this despite a gross mishap
Which was a pain, you see
He got locked in a cube before
He got his own OC

At nighttime in Arizona, wow!
"Go to bed, Seth." Like right now!
The pony and homey king in media!
The mailin' wailin',
Postin' hostin',
Blabberin' jabberin',
Typin' hypin',
clickin' flickin',
Wheelin' dealin'
Sethisto, the Brony King in media!
Yeah!