My Little Disney: Music is Magic

(Note: Sung to the tune of The Great Mouse Detective's: "World's Greatest Criminal Mind")

Sung by Twilight Sparkle and Spike

On a magical historic trip across Equestria, Twilight Sparkle discovers what she believes to be one of the most important finds in ancient Equestrian history...Starswirl the Bearded's shopping list.

Later translations from the old hoof-runes would show that he was apparently out to buy a pint of milk and a size 7 wizard's hat, with a small note at the bottom regarding a 50% discount somewhere. Despite its seemingly unimportant contribution to understanding the past, Twilight believes it may be revolutionary. Maybe.

"It's Starswirl the Bearded! It MUST be important!"

From the pony who greatly revolutionized magic
The sage who made growing beards a lot less tragic
And the Father of the amniomorphic spell
Who's name was given to a library shelf
Now comes the real tour de force
Incredibly insightful, of course
The earlier scrolls were fine but so droll
But now we have positive proof
Of what food he
Liked and who he's seeing
All written down in hoof

You kidding?
You serious?
Not much to gleam from an ancient grocery list...
This parchment would not be missed
As History
As History
It falls far behind
Do you think it's
Do you think it's
The world's greatest historic find?

This shopping list
This shopping list
I guess it's a thing...
This shopping list
This shopping list
Has not got much insight to bring...

Even louder
Let's shout it!
You think it belongs in the archives and vaults?
If it's forgotten, not my fault!
The shopping list
The shopping list
It's one of a kind
To the shopping list
To the shopping list
The world's "greatest" historic find!