(Note: Sung to the tune of Beauty and the Beast's "Belle")

Sung by Button Mash and Sweetie Belle and an NPC from Button Mash's game

When the Cutie Mark Crusaders have wrapped up their shenanigans for the day, Sweetie Belle sometimes stays over with a colt from her school, the videogame obsessed Button Mash. Not that it's dull. He always makes sure to play whatever accommodates two players whenever she comes around. It does make you wonder why, since he's supposedly the only one in Ponyville who even LIKES videogames...

Button Mash, in the middle stages
This dungeon not like the one before
Working to make it past the boss now
Waiting so he can say

We scored! (5x)

There goes Button's Spell-Warrior, like always
He wants 15 of those Jellied Slimes to sell
But the only place he can
Unload Slimes and all his spam
At the dungeon's end, a town!

Look there I got my seventh Jellied Slime now
Eight more and I can forge the Sword of Fell!
Power-Leveling's such a pain
My skill points ran out again
Want me to make a new Save File, Sweetie Belle?

We scored!
Oh yeah!
A mana potion found!
We scored!
Good day!
Restored my life
I need six more!
I'm overleveled!
You don't get bored of fighting and the strife?

It's far from my best game but I include her
I think that I have trained her well
My combat party's best hunter
I have named it after her
My level twenty three hunter, Sweetie Belle

He's actually quite amazing!
I know he's pretty good because you'll see
All of the combat's real-time
It's really nothing like a turn-based RPG!

But now I just can't wait for my new broadsword
I'm trekking back to Beastly Fell
But I know it's worth the hike
I know what the boss is like
But then even without the sword
If I plow on without the sword
I'll be fine with the support from Sweetie Belle!

I see that you have fifteen Jellied Slimes here
Unfortunately I can tell
You don't have the funds on you
I can't give you it, it's true
Unless you can venture out and find our bell

No, we don't know
Why are we singing?
Don't think it's part
Of the game script!
More puzzling still
So are you bringing
Our lost bell from The Darkest Dankest Crypt?

You scored!
Pardon.
Good day. Fire Ring!
Increase defense!
Save your progress?
Ten gald! Oatmeal...
Experience points!

Next step's to upgrade his brand new knife...!
I'll find an inn to go restore my life!

Look there I go! I have a brand new side-quest
From a peculiar mad'moiselle!
I swear I'll get it done
On my first playthrough run
You ready for adventure there
My player 2 is all set there
You ready for adventure?
Sweetie Belle!

We'll score! (5x)

Author's Note

As requested by keam.