(Note: Sung to the tune of Toy Story's "Strange Things")

Sung by Rarity

It was a beautiful day. The sun was out, and not a cloud in the sky (Rainbow Dash got grilled by her boss and had to clear the sky early). It was a day where you couldn't help feel happy.

Or at least as happy as you can be when you wake up to discover most of your hair's fallen out. Everywhere.

Rarity later described the incident as "The. Worst. Possible. Thing!" (She says that for everything though.) The Ponyville residents who woke up to the sounds of Rarity's panicked screaming deemed it "legendary". It took a lot of effort on her friends' part to actually drag her out of the Carousel Boutique and take her to a doctor.

I was on top of the world
It was going to be a perfect day
I was brushing my mane
things were just the way they should be
When suddenly I start shedding like mad
My coat and mane just fall away
Now all of a sudden some mange things are happening to me

I'm going bald
I'm going totally bald
Now all my hair is gone
And I'm doing the best I can to carry on
I had beauty (beauty)
I was respected (respected)
But not any more
And I'm leaving my purple locks all over the floor

Let me tell you about the
Mange things are happening to me
Mange things
Mange things are happening to me...
Ain't no doubt about it

There's many pinks patches all over
My hair's out of place now
The minute I turn my back, my tail dropped right off

They'll laugh at my looks, I think I'm a disgrace
And I'm in danger
And I'll end up alone, forgotten, with stubble so rough

Mange things are happening to me
Mange things
Mange things are happening to me
Ain't no doubt about it

Mange things are happening to me
Mange things
Mange things are happening to me
Mange things (x2)

Author's Note

As requested by Le_DragonBroneE