(Note: Sung to the tune of Aladdin's "Friend Like Me")

Sung by Prince Blueblood

Nopony really likes Prince Blueblood, and to his utter confusion, he doesn't really understand why.

Of course if you were to ask anypony who knows him they'd tell you that he's arrogant, racist, greedy, joyless, an upper-class twit and really rather dim.

When told to list one reason for being disliked, the above answer was what was offered to him. To which he replied, "Fine. But can you list a second reason?"

Now I simply do not understand
Why everypony tries to keep away
You'd be the luckiest pony in the land
Just to be with me for one whole day

Yes, I demolished a disco one time
And built a swimming pool right in its place
But it would have been open ten til nine
If you were part of a richer race
Oh I'll say

You common ponies there
Why can't you all just let it be?
I'd hug you, but I might get catch something
Seems that ev'rypony don't like me
No no

I'm not that bad a prince
I'd let you shine my shoes for free
I can get quite chummy with the rich
Seems that ev'rypony don't like me

Yes sir, I pride ourselves on royalty
I'm the boss
The king, the shah

Get what I wish
It's mine! True dish
I'm a prince and so I'm going far!
I won't apologize
Because it's true you see
I'll try to ignore the fact you're poor
Seems that ev'rypony don't like me

I'm really not that bad!
I'm really not that vain!
I have even had
a ride on your train!

It was rather cramped
And the ride was stiff
I shall not started on the lowly commoner food
But apart from that it was a gift!

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
You just look like you never went to school
Are you sure you are quite certified
At a tiny little shack for mules?
Come on, I'm not that bad, am I?
I was only taught to speak the truth
But I won't touch your commoner tools, or try
But I'd try to get along with you, forsooth!

You common ponies there,
If you knew me better you'd see
That I only hate the poor, it's great
Seems that ev'rypony don't, ev'rypony don't
Seems that ev'rypony don't, ev'rypony don't
Seems that ev'rypony don't like me

Seems that ev'rypony don't like me, hah!

Author's Note

As requested by Le_DragonBroneE. Sorry if it's not quite what you were expecting, but this happened and I couldn't let go of the idea.