(Note: Sung to the tune of The Lion King's "Circle of Life")

Sung by Shining Armor

Many years later, as invading shadows clustered and gathered close around the Coronation Balcony of the Crystal Citadel, Prince Shining Armor's eyes tracked a falling star of bright teal across the poisoned ochre sky, a tiny streak that represented Equestria's final hope for salvation. If somepony could only fly up to it, catch it in her hooves and snatch it away from the ravenous jaws of the spirit of the ancient and deposed unicorn king, then the Crystal Empire – and, by proxy, all of the world – would be preserved. But Cadance was too weak from exertion to execute a proper pegasus takeoff. And even if his own horn had not been neutralized by dark crystal magic, the falling Heart was well out of his telekinetic range. There was, indeed, only one plan left...

• Skywriter. (2012). Chapter 1, Martial Bliss

It's a very dark time for our planet
We're all set to lose all our hope
There's more to see than can ever be seen
But now we're at the end of our rope

There's far too much to take in here
Nopony else can find a way
But the Crystal's Heart's high
Falling straight through the sky
Only one thing that can save the day

So I'm hurling my wife
It'll save us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love

So I pick up Cadence
Aim for the target
Then I'm hurling
I'm hurling my wife

Yes, I'm hurling my wife
It'll save us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love

So I pick up Cadence
Aim for the target
Then I'm hurling
I'm hurling my wife

Author's Note

As requested by SoldierForce