(Note: Sung to the tune of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame's "Topsy-Turvey")

Sung by Princesses Twilight Sparkle, Cadence and Luna

He really was only trying to help. Honestly.

Although, stealing a tome of dark magic from a room covered in spikes and kept in a dark cave and guarded with a barred and locked gate to restore Rarity's spirit probably wasn't well thought out on Spike's part.

Twilight Sparkle, Luna and Cadence ended up spending the entirety of the next day rectifying Spike's mistake. And Twilight Sparkle grumbled and grouched all the way through. Seriously, it was way too early for this.

Come one, come all
All the statues and the stools,
All got blinged up, and the tools
Come one, come all
Close the shops and all the schools
Somepony's breaking the rules
Whoever is doing this are...
...Fools! Zzzzz...

Turning all of this gold back into solid stone
Who's the idiot who wouldn't leave dark spells alone?
Discord's enjoying this, but then he's just a clown
You realize it's much too early, yeah?
And Luna's not used to being up at this time
The three of us will have to clean this crime
Turning unnatural beauty back to grime
The fools!

Much too early
Turning gems back into daises
Much too early
Today was meant to be lazy
I could be doing something better
That's the way, this much too early day

Much too early
Feel I should play the princess card now
Much too early
Cos this job's just way too hard now
We were supposed to spend Friday at play
Really shouldn't be complainin'
But my flank, it's such a pain in
Because it's a much too early day

Come on, Cadence
Poke Princess Luna again
She has exhaustion on her brain
Come on, Cadence
I'll clean this cloud of rain
We three have to take the strain
By Tartarus, it's such a...
Pain!

A mariachi band's gotten lost as well
What else is left, I really couldn't tell
Spending all of today cancelling this spell
And Fluttershy's birdhouse is like a castle!
A big fountain of champagne, watch it fizz
Irresponsible use of magic is a hit-and-miss
Cleaning a problem that shouldn't have happened is
A hassle. Why?

Much too early
And Luna's asleep on her hooves
Much too early
Now I think I know what this proves
Don't put forbidden magic on display
Because it's a much too early day

Ev-er-y-po-ny!
Turning all of this gold back into solid stone
We're nearly there!
Who's the idiot who wouldn't leave dark spells alone?
Oh thank Celestia
Discord's enjoying this, but then he's just a clown
Yes, Huzzah!
Working on this much too early day
We've come this far

And it's the day we clean up magic we deplore
Ponyville's incidents? We stopped keeping score...
But now we
have canceled everything,
Now nothing
Else needs emptying

If you don't mind, we're all heading
Back to bed, it's done our heads in
Much...too... Ear...ly...
Much too early, Mad and crazy
Upsy-daisy, much too early day!

Author's Note

As requested by Revenant Wings