(Note: Sung to the tune of Hercules's "Go The Distance")

Sung by Applebloom

Cutie Pox is a mysterious illness in ponies in which the sufferer sudden breaks out into cuties marks all over the body, compulsively forcing the sufferer to perform all of the talents that come with it.

Well, Applebloom came down with this when she concocted a potion for an instant cutie mark using ingredients she stole from Zecora, which went about as well as you'd expect...

Ah can hula-hoop
for eight straight hours
Ah wanted my cutie mark,
To come straight to me
Ah sweep your chimneys,
And can arrange flowers
But Ah just can't stop,
This ain't how it's meant to be

Ah can spin yer plates,
Ah can throw a discus
Mah body just won't do
What it's told, Ah swear
Ah make china pots,
As the marks break out like spots
Ah can grow a business,
But right now Ah don't care

Je suis un lion
Fantastique dompteur
Je compose des chansons
Whoops, my French slipped through,
Mah feet won't stop dancin',
Can't stop the beat
Mah hooves ache so badly,
Ah just don't know what to do

And that potion drink,
Make me go all listless
Shoulda stopped to think,
Ah should just accept defeat
Doomed to work all wired,
Even when Ah'm tired
Through this woeful instance,
Ah can only move mah feet

Ah don't know why, but I
I can lift up to thousand tons
Every special talent
I just came down with every one!

Like a girl possessed,
I will row this instant
I can build a house,
I can swing from trees
I don't care how far,
Want it gone, good riddance
I'm a slave to my talents til,
There's a cure for me!
I can build a house,
I can swing from trees
I'm a slave to my talents til,
There's a cure for me!

Author's Note

As requested by dragonspinner33