(Note: Sung to the tune of The Little Mermaid's "Kiss The Girl")

Sung by Fluttershy

There's being assertive and there's just being a total jerk. Unfortunately, Fluttershy found it hard to tell the difference between the two the day she attended Iron Will's assertiveness seminar and put his teachings into practice.

When Fluttershy wasn't happy, ain't NOPONY's happy.

There I see her
When sompony tries to block
I just show 'em that I rock
New Fluttershy's seizing the day
And you don’t know how
I'll throw you out now
I wanna kick the girl

Not worth my time
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she'll butt in, too
Well I'm not going to let her
If you cut in line
I'll just take what's mine
Go on and kick the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
You think that I won't try?
I ain’t gonna kick you, girl?
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
That's just sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
Gonna get kicked, my girl

Now’s my moment
I will not apologize
Not when I can criticize
No time will be better
Now I was here first
You lot are just the worst
I'm set to kick the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
You'll be scared
I'll throw you to the air
I'm gonna kick the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
In my space
My hoof goes in your face
All set to kick the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Move the line
Where the sun don't shine
I'm gonna kick the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Hey you there
You're giving me a stare
You wanna kick, my girl?

I wanna kick the girl
You'll get a kick, my girl
I gotta kick the girl
Go on and kick the girl

Author's Note

As requested by dragonspinner33