(Note: Sung to the tune of Aladdin's "A Whole New World")

Sung by Discord 1 and Discord 2

Discord, the Spirit of Chaos, was known as one of Equestria's most dangerous villains, who has been fought and turned to stone no less than twice, due to his innate desire for mayhem and, well, he's not exactly what you call a kind individual.

Although he recently came round to the idea of friendship, he still likes to test exactly how much he can get away with before he gets stoned again. Because boy, does he get bored really easily.

Also, without the Elements of Harmony (they were recently returned to their place of birth to stabilize the tree from which they were born), nopony's actually physically powerful enough to tell him otherwise anyway.

I can show you the past
With that zebra's potion
Whoops, the events in motion
Were of the day you were conceived. (Ew!)

You think I have blue flu?
Too bad I was just faking
That's your reason for waking:
The attention I received!

A troll new world
A new fantastic game to play
No one to tell me no or where to go
Since I'm stronger anyway

A troll new world
A time of setting tempers high
But whatcha gonna do? I look at you
You're just too small to tell me otherwise!
(Just too small to tell me otherwise!)

Unbelievable sights
I turned the lake to mustard
Whipped cream, chocolate and custard
It's great as topping on pie

A troll new world (Do you want chocolate rain?)
But this just ain't the worst I've done (Or bunnies with legs like stilts?)
But relax, don't you fret! I'm not done yet
Everypony recovered under Sunbutt's sun

A troll new world (Relax, it's only a joke)
With new boundaries I've yet to cross (I could make your garden wilt)
I'll test my limits and
No reprimands
Unless it's Fluttershy, cos she's the boss

A troll new world
A troll new world
That's what I like
That's what I like
Don't like it? Tough!
It's not enough
So take a hike!

Author's Note

As requested by SoldierForce