My Little Disney: Music is Magic

60. Bothering The Teacher

(Note: Sung to the tune of Peter Pan's "Following The Leader")

Sung by Cheerilee

Every classroom has a problem child in it somewhere as a student. There are almost no exceptions to this rule.

And to be honest, even a pony as patient and as loving as Cheerilee has to draw the line somewhere. Especially since the new kid transferred and she entered the classroom every day to find that he'd written "should go buck herself" right under where she'd written her name in chalk.

Every. Day.

Ho hum, ho hum, a problem student's play
Ho hum, why me, the note under the desk says
"Come kiss my flank", I'm dealing with this all day
Just a tedious one, a tedious one, I say

Ho hum, whoopee cushion lying on my chair
He swapped my coffee for taffy straight from the fair
He's such a pain, he makes me tear out my hair
What a tedious colt, it really just isn't fair!!

He's bothering the teacher, the teacher, the teacher
He's bothering the teacher wherever I may go
Cause even when he's not here, he's not here, he's not here
Cause even when he's not here somepony lets me know...

Ho hum, why me, there's oatmeal in my desk
He's out for fun and he will never stop to rest
The way he rolls is criminal genius-esque
Not to mention his apathy for learning's grotesque

But when he's playing hooky, all hooky, all hooky
But when he's playing hooky, that's when I worry most
A Royal Guard may show up, may show up, may show up
A Royal Guard may show up, and then the kid will boast

Ho hum, why me, he's hanging out in the gym
He hides comics in the books I give to him
He doesn't care, he only acts on a whim
Just a tedious one, a tedious one, it's him

Ho hum, ho hum, a problem student's play
Ho hum, why me, the note under the desk says
"Come kiss my flank", I'm dealing with this all day
Just a tedious one, a tedious one, I say
Just a tedious one, a tedious one, I say

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