(Note: Sung to the tune of The Jungle Book's "I Wanna Be Like You")

Sung by Pinkie Pie

It is true that you don't actually see that many toilets around. In actual fact, the only public potty in Ponyville as far as anypony is aware of is an outhouse right at Sweet Apple Acres.

Well, at least as far as everypony else knows, there ARE other places, but regarding a delicate subject such as this, nopony is aware of the existence of other toilets other than the outhouse and of course their own.

One thing's for sure though; Pinkie took a shine to outhouses after she and her friends visited Dodge Junction and now wants one too.

Bu-ba-do-do-do-be-do

Now I'm liking that outhouse there,
I'm the potty VIP,
Cause all I've got is a chamber-pot,
And that's what botherin' me.
I wanna sit down on a loo,
And read the paper there,
And be like the Apple Family,
I just know that it ain't fair!

Oh, oobee doo, (Oop-de-we)
I wanna pee like you, (Hop-de-do-be-do-bow)
I want it like you do,
Yeah, through and through! (We-be-de-be-de-boo)
You'll see it's true, (Shoo-be-de-do)
Somepony like me, (Scooby-do-be-do-be)
Can get myself an outhouse too!

Now don't try to kid me, Applejack,
I'll make a deal with you.
I'm in a rush to try and flush,
To make my dream come true!
I want to hole up in a shack,
As I do my biz inside,
What I want's a hut, a door to shut
An outhouse, certified!

Yoo-hoo!
I wanna pee like you!
I wanna go like you!
Know like you, too!
You'll see it's true!
Somepony like me,
Can learn to be,
Like somepony like me,
(Build me an outhouse!)
Can learn to be,
Like somepony like you,
(one more time!)
Yeah, can learn to be,
Like somepony like me!

Author's Note

Inspired by that whole toilets in Equestria thing on Lauren Faust's Twitter.