(Note: Sung to the tune of Toy Story's "You've Got A Friend In Me")

Sung by Sweetie Belle

It's possible to burn juice.

That is what Rarity learned when she came downstairs one morning to find that Sweetie Belle had tried to make breakfast for the two of them. She has since barred Sweetie from cooking for both of them.

Not that you can ever stop a Cutie Mark Crusader once her eyes are on the prize. So she enlisted some help who were just as clueless about cooking and got to work.

You gotta blend with me
You gotta blend with me
In the bin you'll find the bread
I'm practicing breakfast
When I get outta bed
Deep fried pancakes will keep us fed
Girl, you gotta blend with me
Yeah, you gotta blend with me

You gotta blend with me
You gotta blend with me
Put the juice into the grill
And pour the coffee beans
Til the kettle's filled
The butter's twitching and won't keep still
Girl, you gotta blend with me
You gotta blend with me

I'm practicing breakfast until
I can make a Full Equish
Have you an orange slice too? Maybe
I can get juice out if I use a hammer
Think that will do, it's me and you, girl.

I brought pancake mix to life
I'm reaching straight for the knife
In the blender goes eggs and tea
You gotta blend with me
You gotta blend with me
You gotta blend with me

Author's Note

As requested by dragonspinner33

Also still running out of titles. Leave a comment suggesting good ones plz