(Note: Sung to the tune of Mulan's "A Girl Worth Fighting For")

Sung by Trixie

"Revenge will be The Great and Powerful Trixie's!"

That was the thought running through her head when Trixie purchased the Alicorn Amulet (which led to a new law stating that evil artifacts have a three-day waiting period). As she trotted to Ponyville, she happily (and somewhat evilly) sang to herself...

For a long time, I've been preparing for battle
Getting by on a rock farm working like cattle
As I hop and step,
My ruined rep ain't easy to ignore
I think of instead,
A mare worth smiting more

That's what I said,
A mare worth smiting more

I want that Twilight Sparkle gone
Shame her like she shamed me
My fans will marvel at my strength
And all the crowd will see
I couldn't care less what I'll do
Like mass hysteria
I want to kick Sparkly's posterior
Post-haste, right now!
Mmm!

The Alicorn Amulet will give me the power
The strength to topple mountains and bring down the towers
You'd be surprised at what a thousand buys
At the local knick-knack store
Why'd I want it?
A mare worth smiting more

I'll throw Sparklebutt out of town
Send her to public shame
Is there a chance that Snarkle will
Beat me at my own game?

Nah!

Come what may, I'll have her gone by tricks or by force
Knock the purple prude off her high-horse

Oh sure I could just hit her if things don't go peachy
The amulet gives me the strength, so don't act preachy
Might makes right means having a bigger stick than before
Twilight Sparkle's
A mare worth smiting more
That pony is
A mare worth smiting more
A mare worth smiting...more

Author's Note

As requested by Le_DragonBroneE